Thursday, 30 April 2015

JOKE!!! THE QUESTION

HaFeesto’Nova: Babe I like you, I want to date you, would you be my girlfriend?
Girl: I am not looking for a boyfriend I need a husband unless you promise to marry me
HaFeesto’Nova: Ok no problem, I promise to marry you
Girl: are you sure? Because that what most guys say
HaFeesto’Nova: I am not most guys and if you date me I would prove that
Girl: Ok let give it a try
2 years later
Girl: Baby how long have we been dating?
HaFeesto’Nova: Close to 2 years now, why?
Girl: Don't you think there is something you should be asking me by now
HaFeesto’Nova: I am not sure there is, I already know everything about you and your family
HaFeesto’Nova: Or is there something you have been keeping away from me
Girl: nothing, I just thought by now you should have asked me “the question”
HaFeesto’Nova: Which question?
Girl: The question that shows we are moving forward in our relationship
HaFeesto’Nova: Oh that question
Girl: Yes that question
HaFeesto’Nova: OK, so how many children should we have, I would prefer four, what about you?
Girl: Not that question
HaFeesto’Nova: Then which other question?
Girl: The “would you marry me” question
HaFeesto’Nova: And why should I ask you that question?
Girl: Because that is the question that shows we are moving forward
HaFeesto’Nova: Says who?
Girl: Says most guys that have been asking the question
HaFeesto’Nova: Well like I said am not most guys
Girl: Meaning what?
HaFeesto’Nova: Meaning I am not going to ask you that question
Girl: That means you don't want to marry me
HaFeesto’Nova: Then why am I dating you, no be to marry you
Girl: So why won't you want ask me the question?
HaFeesto’Nova: Because I would become most guys
HaFeesto’Nova: Plus you already know am going to marry you
Girl: How?
HaFeesto’Nova: At the beginning you said "unless you promise to marry me then I would date you"
HaFeesto’Nova: And I said yes, so tell me why do I need to ask you the question?

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