Girl: I am
not looking for a boyfriend I need a husband unless you promise to marry me
HaFeesto’Nova:
Ok no problem, I promise to marry you
Girl: are
you sure? Because that what most guys say
HaFeesto’Nova:
I am not most guys and if you date me I would prove that
Girl: Ok let
give it a try
2 years
later
Girl: Baby
how long have we been dating?
HaFeesto’Nova:
Close to 2 years now, why?
Girl: Don't
you think there is something you should be asking me by now
HaFeesto’Nova:
I am not sure there is, I already know everything about you and your family
HaFeesto’Nova:
Or is there something you have been keeping away from me
Girl:
nothing, I just thought by now you should have asked me “the question”
HaFeesto’Nova:
Which question?
Girl: The
question that shows we are moving forward in our relationship
HaFeesto’Nova:
Oh that question
Girl: Yes
that question
HaFeesto’Nova:
OK, so how many children should we have, I would prefer four, what about you?
Girl: Not
that question
HaFeesto’Nova:
Then which other question?
Girl: The “would
you marry me” question
HaFeesto’Nova:
And why should I ask you that question?
Girl: Because
that is the question that shows we are moving forward
HaFeesto’Nova:
Says who?
Girl: Says
most guys that have been asking the question
HaFeesto’Nova:
Well like I said am not most guys
Girl: Meaning
what?
HaFeesto’Nova:
Meaning I am not going to ask you that question
Girl: That
means you don't want to marry me
HaFeesto’Nova:
Then why am I dating you, no be to marry you
Girl: So why
won't you want ask me the question?
HaFeesto’Nova:
Because I would become most guys
HaFeesto’Nova:
Plus you already know am going to marry you
Girl: How?
HaFeesto’Nova:
At the beginning you said "unless you promise to marry me then I would
date you"
HaFeesto’Nova:
And I said yes, so tell me why do I need to ask you the question?
Wow.....lovely and funny too
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