JOKES: WHITE PEOPLE ARE TOO NICE

When you mistakenly call a Nigerian man at 2pm

Caller: hello

HaFeesto'Nova: hello

Caller: how are you Yomi?

HaFeesto'Nova: this is not Yomi

Caller: if this aint Yomi then who is this

HaFeesto'Nova: see question oooo I said this aint Yomi abi do I sound like Yomi ni

HaFeesto’Nova: better check the number well

Caller: but am pretty sure this is yomi number

HaFeesto'Nova: e be like say u don smoke this afternoon abi

HaFeesto'Nova: I say no be Yomi number be this abi something they worry u ni.....

BUT

When u mistakenly call a white person at 3am

Caller: hello

White person: hello

Caller: Williams how are you?

White person: sorry this aint Williams

Caller: if this is aint Williams then who is this

White person: this is Andrews

Caller: but this is Williams’s number

White person: am sorry this aint Williams number

White person: you must have dialed the wrong number

Caller: but am pretty sure I dial the right number

White person:  why not check the number again and re dial maybe you missed a digit

Caller: alright thank you

White person: no problem at all I am glad I could help

White person: just in case you call and you still don't get through

White person: call me back let figure it out together.

After 10mins the white person will call the number back

White person: hello

Receiver: hello

White person: it me Andrews

White person: you mistakenly called me instead of Williams

White person: I wanna be sure if you have gotten through to Williams

White person: if not maybe there is a way I could help

GOSH....White people are just so nice

Gotten from Kate Williams show

Written by HaFeesto’Nova (#T.I.M)